Hey Perf Kids,
This is your newest tallest building and it's getting built right now! It's called BHP tower/City Square and it will be fucking massive. When its done it will be the tallest OFFICE tower in all of Australia and comes in at 270 meters to the spire! Take that east coast cousins we now have:
1) Better Beaches and weather (manly beach is still awesome)
2) The tallest office tower (when it's finished)
3)The richest man, Mr Andrew Forrest the CEO of Fortescue Metals Group but cos the world economy is going down, down, down and even china town may not save our arse he has lost about $6 billion dollars over the last 6 months and now is number 2. It's okay mate your still worth infinitley more that me at around $6 billion dollars.
4)The bell tower which is retarded. It's too small to be a icon and has bells in it FUCKIN WOOP DEE DOOO.
5) Ben Cousins on the gear and still winning brownlows your the man Benny! (even though he's no longer an eagles he's still a West Australian)
Yeh so pretty much Perth is the shit yeh and we should abandon the east coast and become our own country!
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